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Sunday, September 15, 2013

Miley Cyrus

http://www.mileycyrus.com/

Inventor wags his oversized finger at Miley Cyrus

Steve Chmelar, who says he came up with the idea of an oversized hand in 1971, expressed disappointment about Cyrus' use of a "foam finger" during a performance at the MTV Video Music Awards.

DES MOINES, Iowa -- Miley Cyrus' raunchy dance has helped an Iowa inventor finally get credit for what he calls "the finger."
Steve Chmelar, 59, of Ottumwa says he is the originator of an iconic tool ofsports fandom, claiming to hold the prototype for what later became the "foam finger," those oversized hands with one finger held aloft seen at nearly everysporting event.
Cyrus caused controversy after she used a foam finger in a stimulating way on herself and singer Robin Thicke during a performance at the MTV Video Music Awards on Aug. 25.
Not long after, Chmelar's telephone rang. A Fox Sports reporter had dug up his name from a Wikipedia post on foam fingers. Chmelar told Fox he was "disappointed" in Cyrus' finger placements and said she "certainly misrepresented its intent to encourage team support." The story spread rapidly on celebrity TV, online's entertainment sites and mainstream media. He found himself being interviewed by cable network HLN on Tuesday as well as the BBC.
Chmelar, vice president of commercial sales for Carroll Construction Supply in Ottumwa, is an unlikely character for cultural commentary.
But his emergence as an Iowa inventor may be more interesting than Cyrus' gyrations.
Chmelar said he came up with the idea for the finger as a student in Ottumwa in 1971 when his high school's basketball team went to the state tournament.
"I remember we used to hold our arm erect with a finger signifying No. 1," he said. "I thought if I could make that much bigger, it would get more attention."
In his parents' garage, he made a giant hand out of galvanized wire and hardware cloth wrapped in papier-mache, the finger standing 20 inches high. Fans loved it when he held it aloft at the game and waved it out of the bus window on the way back from the championship game, which Ottumwa lost to Davenport West.
A photograph of Chmelar and the big hand appeared in The Des Moines Tribune on March 18, 1971, and in his school's annual. The team and coaches signed the hand before he stored it in his parents' attic. Much to his wife's chagrin, he dug it out when he got married and hung it in their home's basement. There it was largely forgotten.
But a year ago, the subject of the big hand arose with relatives, and Chmelar hunted down the original photo in the annual and even came to Des Moines to look up the photo in newspaper archives. With the help of his son-in-law, they added to a notation under "foam finger," in Wikipedia, a user-created online encyclopedia, claiming some credit as the creator of the first version of what later became the famous foam finger.
Legally, credit goes to Geral Fauss, a high school teacher from Texas who created the first finger that was made of foam in 1978. He created a business, Spirit Industries Inc., to sell it, and it spread to nearly every sporting venue in the nation. The company still sells them today.
Fauss said he'd never heard of Chmelar, or seen the photograph, but is used to being challenged about the finger. He's been through eight lawsuits and says "nobody could predate" his invention.
"I saw (Cyrus') dance, and I'd rather it had been with Hank Williams singing on 'Monday Night Football,' " said Fauss, who lives north of Houston. "But since then I've got 20,000 orders duplicating the design. I guess little girls are going to use it for Halloween, although I can't imagine that."
Chmelar never sought any monetary gain and insists that "technically, mine is not a foam finger, but it became that. I know enough about patents. I have one. I'm an idea guy and have created a lot of different things," he said, including auditorium seating for high schools and universities that became Riser Solutions.
Chmelar still has the original hand, although the newspaper used on the papier-mache has dried and become brittle.
He didn't watch the Video Music Awards — "it's not something I watch" — but did so online after he got the first reporter's call.
"I was disappointed to see it," he said. "It's almost like a national icon in sportsvenues and is very powerful to motivate teams. For it to be used as a prop for a raunchy dance routine wasn't very satisfying."
He was amazed how the story spread, and his simple analysis, using the word "disappointed," morphed into "alarmed" and "horrified" in some online media reports.
The good-humored Chmelar doesn't come across as alarmed. But he is exacting. He studied Cyrus' original dance and noticed something else:
"It was actually a left hand, and Miley wore it or on her right. So it was on backwards," he said.

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Nick Pasquale

UCLA, Nebraska Mourn Fallen UCLA Player Nick Pasquale

Nick Pasquale was struck by a car about 1:30 a.m. Sunday in San Clemente

Teams Mourn Fallen UCLA Football Player
UCLA quarterback Brett Hundley holds up a towel honoring #36 that belonged to fallen player Nick Pasquale in an emotional victory over Nebraska on Saturday, Sept. 14, 2013. Pasquale died Sunday, Sept. 8, 2013 when he was hit by a car in San Clemente, Calif.
For the UCLA Bruins, Saturday was an emotional football game after having lost teammate Nick Pasquale, but they powered through to beat the Nebraska Huskers, 41-21 and dedicated the game to him.
“We got one for Nick … All I know, we got one for Nick,” head UCLA coach Jim Mora said from the field after the game.
UCLA Quarterback Brett Hundley had no words for how the team managed to pull off the day's defeat while dealing with the emotions of the loss.
“We just had to play," he said. "And we played for him. This was the game for him."
Pasquale was killed when he was struck by a car in an accident in his hometown early Sunday morning. He was 20 years old.
Students clad in Nebraska red released 200 blue and gold balloons during a moment of silence before the nationally-telecast game.
Nebraska football players had a "36" sticker on each helmet. UCLA players and coaches had a "36" patch on their uniforms and attire.
Pasquale had played only one game for the Bruins before his death.
Pasquale was a walk-on freshman on the UCLA football squad as a wide receiver who came from a line of family members involved in athletics.
Pasquale was a former football Triton at San Clemente High School and his brother also played for San Clemente. His father is an assistant coach there.

Texas a&m football

Alabama vs. Texas A&M

Associated Press
Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel is tackled by Alabama defensive back Ha Ha Clinton-Dix,
The Journal provides analysis of the SEC college-football game between No. 1 Alabama and No. 6 Texas A&M. Rachel Bachman provides commentary from Kyle Field in College Station, Texas, while Ben Cohen and Jordan Sargent offer analysis on the broadcast. The Aggies beat the Crimson Tide 29-24 last season. Here’s our coverage of everything you need to know before the 3:30 p.m. ET kickoff.

colorado flooding

People rescued by helicopters from Colorado flooding


(Brennan Linsley/ Associated Press ) - A team from Rocky Mountain Rescue prepares to depart on a mountain flood rescue mission flown by the National Guard, in Boulder, Colo., Friday Sept. 13, 2013. Flash flooding in Colorado has left at least three people reportedly dead and the widespread high waters have hampered emergency workers’ access to affected communities as heavy rains hammered northern Colorado.

LYONS, Colo. — This is what Associated Press reporters on the scene Friday are learning about unfolding events:
Helicopter news footage shows roads east of Greeley cut off by flooding, and broad swaths of land inundated by water. A man is seen escaping flooded farmland on horseback as rescue crews ferry an inflatable raft carrying at least two dogs. Heavy rain is moving through the area west of Denver.
4:04 p.m. MDT
Colorado officials raised the death toll from flooding to four after a woman’s body was found in Boulder. Sheriff Joe Pelle says the unidentified woman was swept away Thursday after a vehicle got stuck in high water. A man in the same vehicle died after he got out and tried to help her. Pelle says 80 people in Boulder County are still unaccounted for.
3:41 p.m. MDT
Authorities say as many as 2,500 people could be evacuated from Lyons by the end of the day.
3:30 p.m. MDT
Boulder County officials say National Guard helicopters are rescuing nearly 300 residents stranded in Jamestown, a mountain town cut off by flooding. It’s unclear how many more people are in the town.
3:26 p.m. MDT
A helicopter has been evacuating stranded people in Larimer County, focusing on those with medical problems. After getting his first aerial view of the destruction, Sheriff Justin Smith said hundreds if not thousands of people, remain stranded and are running low of food and fuel.
3:15 p.m. MDT
Sixth graders finishing a week at Jefferson County’s outdoor lab school on Mount Evans hiked down the mountain to school buses because a road to the school was impassable. The 138 students made the trek with authorities during a break in the weather.
1:56 p.m. MDT
The football game between Fresno State and Colorado is being postponed because of the flooding devastating the state. Chancellor Philip DiStefano said the community is hurting and it’s not a good time to put pressure on the community and divert attention away from people in need.
1:32 p.m. MDT
The National Park Service says a pair of hikers made it down Longs Peak, one of Colorado’s highest points, on their own after being stranded by an ice storm for two days. The news came just as the Park Service was organizing its latest effort to rescue the women.
12:30 p.m. MDT
Rocky Mountain National Park is closed and officials are escorting remaining visitors out of the park. Officials say they’re working to mount rescue efforts for two hikers reported missing on Longs Peak, a 14,259-foot mountain there. Trail Ridge Road through the park, the highest continuous paved road in the United States, remains open to emergency vehicles and residents evacuating from the town of Estes Park.
11:56 a.m. MDT
Flooding has closed Interstate 25 from north of Denver to Cheyenne, a 90-mile stretch. Three major rivers — Big Thompson, St. Vrain, and Poudre — normally flow under the highway in northern Colorado, but flood waters have pushed over the top of the roadway in some locations.
11:22 a.m. MDT
Officials at the University of Colorado are discussing whether the football game between Fresno State and Colorado will be played Saturday or pushed back because of flooding.
11:01 a.m. MDT
Helicopters are flying in Boulder and Larimer counties to reach stranded people and drop supplies. Low visibility had grounded them Thursday.
10:49 a.m. MDT
Blue skies are peeking through clouds over the Front Range, but more rain is expected in the afternoon.
10:10 a.m. MDT
An elderly man who was walking his dog was rescued from a Denver drainage ditch after being swept away by rushing water. Denver Fire Department spokesman Mark Watson said witnesses saw the man and dog fall into the water, and called for help. He was pulled from the water four blocks away, but his condition wasn’t immediately available.
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6:31 a.m. MDT
Authorities went door-to-door in Morrison, south of the historic Red Rocks Amphitheater, asking hundreds of people to evacuate as Bear Creek neared flood stage. The amphitheater was in no immediate danger.
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2 a.m. MDT
Boulder Police Chief Mark Beckner tours the flood damage, and says Boulder Creek has begun to recede but conditions remain dangerous.

Blobfish - ugliest animal

Blobfish (c) Rex Features/Greenpeace
The blobfish has topped a list of some very strange-looking creatures that all "need help"
The grumpy-looking, gelatinous blobfish has won a public vote to become the official mascot of the Ugly Animal Preservation Society.
This gives the fish the unofficial title of world's ugliest animal.
The society began as a science-themed comedy night and devised its mascot campaign to draw attention to "aesthetically challenged" threatened species.
The winner was announced at the British Science Festival in Newcastle.
The blobfish tops a list that includes the huge-nosed proboscis monkey, the similarly afflicted pig-nosed turtle, an amphibian affectionately known as a "scrotum frog" and pubic lice.
Biologist and TV presenter Simon Watt, president of the Ugly Animal Preservation Society, said he hoped the campaign would draw attention to the threats facing these weird and wonderful creatures.

In the 1988 BBC One programme Odd Noses of Borneo, Sir David Attenborough addresses the question of exactly why the endangered proboscis monkey has such an oversized nose
"Our traditional approach to conservation is egotistical," he told BBC News.
"We only protect the animals that we relate to because they're cute, like pandas.
"If extinction threats are as bad as they seem, then focusing just on very charismatic megafauna is completely missing the point.
"I have nothing against pandas," he added, "but they have their supporters. These species need help."
'What died today?'
Mr Watt said he hoped the vote would also bring a lighter side to conservation.
"It's the most depressing type of science to be involved with," he said. "It's basically working out: What died today?"
For this campaign, Mr Watt worked with comedians, each of whom created a campaign message on YouTube for their chosen creature. The society asked the public to vote for their favourite.
Axolotl (c) Lauren DiPernaThe axolotl remains in a perpetual juvenile state and can regrow severed limbs
The blobfish eventually won by almost 10,000 votes.
The bizarre creature lives off the coast of south-eastern Australia and Tasmania, at depths of between 600 and 1,200m, where atmospheric pressure is several dozen times higher than at sea level.
Its gelatinous body is just slightly more dense than water, and it spends its life "bobbing around" in the depths.
It feeds on crabs and lobsters and so suffers a significant threat from fishing trawlers. Although it is inedible itself, it gets caught up in the nets.
Titicaca water frog (c) KikkerdirkThe Titicaca scrotum frog's skin folds help it to breathe in its lake habitat
Other animals on the shortlist face similar threats to their habitats and Mr Watt hopes that this campaign will highlight the fact that conservation should focus on the protection of habitats rather than specific species.
The remaining animals in the top five were:
  • The kakapo: The world's only flightless parrot. This heavy bird evolved in an island "bubble", with no natural predators. But its New Zealand home now has many mammals, including humans, that have decimated the population of the famously curious kakapo. According to the International Union for Conservation of Nature, there were just 126 of the birds remaining in the wild in early 2012.
  • The axolotl: This is the salamander that never grows up. The amphibian spends its entire life underwater, unlike other salamanders, which develop the ability to breathe out of the water when they mature. The axolotl's perpetual state of larval development means that it is able to regrow lost limbs. It also means the creatures are of huge interest to scientists; the salamanders are studied for their apparent natural resistance to ageing and cancer. They live only in a small cluster of lakes in Mexico that are now becoming dangerously polluted.
  • The Titicaca 'scrotum' water frog: This amphibian lives only in Lake Titicaca in the Andes. It has evolved a reduced lung capacity, so its many skin folds help it to breathe. According to some researchers' accounts, the frogs do "press-ups" at the bottom of the lake to create disturbances in the water that increase oxygen flow.
  • The proboscis monkey: As well as a very oversized nose, this primate also has a rotund appearance, which is a by-product of its diet of unripe fruit. Only the males have such large noses and, although they might look odd to us, it is thought that they make the primates more attractive to potential mates.
Carly Waterman from the Zoological Society of London's Edge species programme, which aims to highlight and conserve evolutionary "one of a kind" species, praised the campaign, saying it was important to raise awareness of less "traditionally charismatic animals".
"A large proportion of the world's biodiversity is being overlooked," Dr Waterman told BBC News. "So flying the flag for these species is a really positive thing."
The campaign was run in conjunction with the National Science and Engineering Competition.

9 news

Colorado Flooding: Traffic nightmare as roads statewide continue to close

KUSA - Thursday rush-hour traffic will be slow going as several roads and highways are closed due to flooding.
The Quebec off-ramp from eastbound Interstate 70 is closed due to flooding. The southbound Interstate 225 ramp from eastbound I-70 is also closed because of flood waters. There is no estimated time of reopening. 
Traffic across the state will be impacted as flood waters damage and washout roads.
AURORA
East Alameda Parkway between South Chambers Road and South Sable Boulevard is completely underwater. 
Police barricaded the area to prevent any stalled cars. The Aurora area has received anywhere from two to four inches of rain in the span of three hours.
Full road Aurora road closures due to flooding:
Alameda Pkwy west of Chambers and East of Sable Blvd, Alameda and Havana, Alameda and Del Mar, 17th and Dayton, I-70 Southbound exit onto I-225, Periora and Tennessee.
BOULDER COUNTY
Many roads in Boulder County are not passable at this time.
To see the most recent road closures in Boulder County, see the full list on the Office of Emergency Management's website:http://bit.ly/aQ9TXT.
Due to flooding, bus service delays are expected - especially in the Boulder area. Find out all the routes affected by going to RTD's website: http://www.rtd-denver.com/.
BROOMFIELD COUNTY 
Old Dillon Road near Reid and Wright in Broomfield collapsed due to severe flooding. Three vehicles are submerged in the flood waters, and three people were rescued from the floodwaters.
COMMERCE CITY
Commerce City is experiencing major flooding Thursday morning, prompting many road closures and causing hazardous conditions throughout the city.
Read the full story here: http://on9news.tv/1emZUvW.
FREDERICK AND FIRESTONE
If residents live in low-lying areas and have standing water at the current time, they are encouraged to voluntarily evacuate. An evacuation has been set up at Mead High School, located at 12750 WCR 7. 
Residents should only call 911 in the event of an emergency. For non-emergencies, resources or evacuation shuttles, please call the Carbon Valley EOC at 303-833-2742. 
As for 2:08 p.m. road closures include:
1. Firestone Blvd. from I-25 to Cimarron St.
2. Sable (CR 22) from I-25 to Colorado Blvd.
3. Bella Rosa Parkway (CR 20) from I-25 to Colorado Blvd.
4. Colorado Blvd. from Grant Ave. (CR 18) to Pine Cone Ave. (CR 20)
5. Gooding Hollow (CR 18) from Miller to Eagle
6. Tipple Parkway (CR 16) from I-25 to Silver Birch Blvd. (CR 11)
7. All exits on I-25 at Highway 119
8. Colorado Blvd. from Grand View Blvd. (CR 12) to CR 8
9. Colorado Blvd. from Grand View Blvd. (CR 12) to CR 8
10. Colorado Blvd. from Grand View Blvd. (CR 12) to Silver Birch Blvd. (CR 11)
11. Frontier St. (CR 15) from CR 10 to Highway 52
12. Frontier St. (CR 15) from Highway 52 to CR 6
13. Grand View Blvd. (CR 12) from Silver Birch (CR 11) to Mt. Albert
14. Grand View Blvd. (CR 12) from Glen Creighton to CR 15
15. CR 10 from I-25 Frontage to CR 11
16. East I-25 Frontage Road closed from Highway 52 to Commerce
17. Colorado Blvd. from CR 26 to Highway 66
The town and the Carbon Valley Emergency Operations Center will continue to monitor the weather and get information out as it becomes available. 
For more information, visit www.ci.firestone.co.us orwww.frederickco.gov or call the local public information officer at 720-383-3730.
LARIMER COUNTY
The Larimer County Sheriff's Office said that Meadow Lake Dam has broken near CR 47. They report extrication operations are underway.
This flooding would impact locations along CR 47 and then downstream to near Pinewood Springs.
The area is sparsely populated. 
Non-stop rain in Larimer County has caused road closures, washouts and damage throughout the High Park burn area.
Read the full story here: http://on9news.tv/185P8AS.
THORNTON
Thornton continues to be on accident alert due to the rainy weather conditions. 
Full road closures:
York Street: E470 to 156th at BDC
128th Avenue: Valentia to Riverdale at Brantner Gulch
Riverdale Road: north of 128th @ Brantner Gulch (ADCO)
144th Avenue: Washington to York
100th Avenue: East of Farmington Subdivision/ Forest Circle to McKay
McKay Road: 104th Avenue to 96th Avenue
Riverdale: 112th south to McKay (ADCO) partial road wash out
Colorado Blvd: 160th to 168th   (ADCO) road washed out
156th Avenue: York to Colorado
York Street south of 168th Avenue at Preble Creek (ADCO)
168th Avenue: Colorado to Holly at Big Dry Creek
104th Avenue at the South Platte River east of Thornton (CDOT)
ADCO= Adams County jurisdiction/Adams County Closure
Damage:
Pedestrian Bridge washed out near 105th & Birch.  Parks has placed barricades.
For more information call Street Operations Manager Brett Henry at 720-977-6404 or go to www.cityofthornton.net for a map showing the latest closures.
For a complete, updated list of closures go to www.cotrip.organd click on Travel Alerts.
(KUSA-TV © 2013 Multimedia Holdings Corporation)

America's Cup

What America's Cup means to NZ business

The America’s Cup is not won yet, but already Auckland is gearing up to defend it.
The marine industry is anxious for its return as it struggles with a high dollar and falling sales.
But one cup insider says if New Zealand does win, it should consider the unthinkable – hosting the cup overseas.
Waterfront Auckland is not waiting for the America's Cup to be won. Work is underway dredging the harbour to make room for up to 16 more super yachts.
“We are hearing from the super yacht skippers that they love Auckland as a destination because their crews have access to so much amenity here, the hotels are only a couple of minutes away, and the skippers themselves can stay here with their families,” says Waterfront Auckland general manager of development Rod Marler.
There will be enough power for an entire suburb, or four office blocks.
It's hoped winning the America's Cup will power up the whole economy, by an estimated half a billion dollars. That's if the past defences are anything to go by.
“There are a lot of people who cruise around the world and we are looking to put New Zealand more on the map as a nice destination for them to sail into our waters and enjoy our lovely pure water and our mountains, our wineries and our restaurants,” says Peter Busfield of the Marine Industry Association.
On some of those boats all they have to do is have a small job that can create $200,000 worth of work,” says Greg Salthouse of Salthouse Boatbuilders.
Salthouse Boatbuilders produced two chase boats for Team New Zealand's San Francisco campaign and one for Prada.
A San Francisco resident watching Team New Zealand practising on the harbour was so impressed with their chase boat he decided to buy one for himself. That was a $650,000 order. Another is going to the British Virgin Islands.
“Team New Zealand was allowed to show them over the boat so they could get the client down there, have a look at the boat, take them for a run – do all the stuff we couldn't do back here,” says Mr Salthouse.
The man whose company provided the animated graphics for the cup says we should consider what some will consider unthinkable – hosting the next cup outside of New Zealand.
“Let's just at least debate the idea that we tender this thing,” says Ian Taylor of Animation Research Ltd. “We put it out to the world. We tender it to countries where we want to do business. We shift. We find the city that suits us.”
But that's a decision that will be made by the team that wins the cup.
“I don’t think they are racing and winning to go to Dubai,” says Auckland Waterfront chairman Bob Harvey. “They are racing and winning to bring it here, and here is its place.”
First of course, we need to win it.

Legend of Korra

The Legend of Korra Season Two Premiere Recap: Rebel Spirits/The Southern Lights

Korra, welcome to “college.”
Book One of The Legend of Korra was a lot like high school. Our teen hero owned her identity, formed strong bonds, learned what the worst type of people looked like, and pursued goals that required the hardest fights of her life. By the finale's closing credits, Korra had taken out Amon and restored balance to Republic City by finally entering the “Avatar State.” She graduated.
And like post-grad life, the actual discoveries and hardships had yet to come.
The first two episodes of Book 2: Spirits move like lightning, catapulting the story ahead six months and cluing us into the Avatar version of summer vacation. Bolin is still duking it out in the Pro-Bending arena, with a makeshift Fire Ferrets worthy of the Bad News Bears; Mako is a hotshot cop, patrolling the streets of Republic City on assignment from Lin Beifong; With her inventor father in jail, Asami is testing planes and formulating a plan to restore Future Industries to its former self; And then there's Korra, burnt out from her summer school airbending lessons with Tenzin. Airball racing with 7-year-olds is a lot more fun than studying. “The Avatar State is not to be used as a booster rocket!” Tenzin complains. Like many 17-year-olds, Korra is aching to leave home.
So is the show. While Book One took its time to soak in the evolved setting, as much an origin story for Korra as it was the Roaring '20s-inspired Republic City, Book Two whisks the ensemble away without looking back. It's hard to imagine the story circling back (so savor that name drop, Beifong fans). What aren't disappearing are the relationships. Korra and Mako are still an item, and “Rebel Spirits” plants the seeds for that romance to be tested. When complaining about Tenzin's overbearing ways, Mako can't help see eye-to-eye with the mentor. Bad move, bro. Korra stomps off, and while it's a minor quibble, her transitionary phase over this season will only add more pressure to the relationship.
Running with our extended metaphor, the airbender clan's vacation to the Southern Water Tribe is the exciting, terrifying college drop-off scenario. Korra's family is even around for the event; writers Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko introduce us to a slew of new characters in rapid fire succession. James Remar (aka Dexter's Dad) plays Tonraq, the teenage Avatar's Dad and patriarch of the tribe. Before he can get two words in, Tonraq's brother Chief Unalaq (Adrian LaTourelle, Officer Craft on Sons of Anarchy) arrives from the North. He's a traditionalist; while everyone in the South is partying into the night at the Glacier Spirits Festival, Unalaq bemoans the peoples' lack of spiritual connection. “This festival used to be a solemn time of fasting and meditation.” Remind me not to bring this guy to secular Christmas.
For Korra, Unalaq is that college professor who waxes intellectually at just the right moment in life. He cares about deep thoughts, not just the grind of learning. His connection to the Spirit World also calls Korra into action. Turns out, demon-like specters from the other plane of existence are intruding into this world and attacking people. If Korra is going to beat them, she has to ditch Tenzin and her father for Unalaq's Spirits 101. Tonraq urges her to stick with Tenzin, which may be the right decision (a testament to the animators, who can make a cartoon character silently weight options). What to do? “I support whatever decision you make.” Thanks a lot, Mako.
When a spirit attacks the Southern Water Tribe, Korra realizes how little she knows. The spindly beast rampages through the snow, every element Korra bends its way hitting it like raindrops. Compared to the martial arts precision of Korra's first fight in Book One, her encounter with the spirit lacks fluidity — as it should. It's a set piece where chaos and fear are more important than thrills. It frazzles Korra, forcing her to say goodbye to Tenzin for the only sensible option: Unalaq.
There isn't much time for comedy or auxiliary characters in the back-to-back episodes, even for folks like Bolin and Asami. Their subplot with Varrick, an eccentric businessman with a love for the moving pictures, keeps the vibe of the '20s era setting alive and injects a bit of levity into the serious, aggressive plotting. Whether the sidetracked scenes are an effort to feed material to Bolin voice actor P.J. Byrne is yet to be seen, but it's funny enough justify it. “He gave me this fancy snowsuit … if I get lost, I can survive in this thing for a month!” Same goes for Bolin's new “girlfriend” Eska, voiced by Aubrey Plaza and her signature deadpan. The ball is in Bolin's court to top "Why are you initiating physical contact with another woman?" as the line of the season.
Episode Two acts as a swift road trip to a greater conflict. Unalaq wants to train Korra in Spiritual meditation at the South Pole, where an “Everstorm” clouds a portal directly to the spirit world. If Korra can gain access to the portal, she can balance light and dark, and quell the angered beasts. Simple enough.
Along the way, Tonraq drops a bomb that only drives Korra further under Unalaq's wing. As a younger man, he was banished by the Northern Water Tribe. During an attack on their village, Tonraq and his army drove barbarians back to a sacred forest hideout, a land ripe with spiritual activity. Thirsty for blood, Tonraq swept the land anyway, destroying both man and nature. The spirits rightfully retaliated. It's all very Thor like.
Cutting through the murky mythology filling episode two are the many spirits Team Avatar encounter and dispel along the way.  DiMartino and Konietzko let their imaginations run wild here; its a Kaiju parade with beasts that mirror velociraptors, Stich from Lilo & Stich, and The Maxx. It's weird, it's wonderful, it's perilous for a freshman like Korra.
Korra manages to break through the ice, and the setup of Book Two, with ease. “The Southern Lights” caps with plenty of balls in the air: When Korra opens the spirit portal, she triggers a connection to an Avatar bust stored in the Sothern Air Temple. At the same time, Tenzin's daughter Jinora stumbles upon decrepit, wooden statue. Whatever effect breaking through to the spirit world will have — and if Ghostbusters has taught us anything about ghost-filled jets of light shooting into the sky, it could have consequences — Jinora and the Avatar lineage will tie to it.
Even more terrifying is Unalaq's bigger scheme. He wants to put the Southern Water Tribe back in touch with their spiritual side, but judging his fleet of Northern Water Tribe warships, he's OK doing it by force. The look in Korra's eyes is that what-did-I-sign-up for look. Another college staple.
Odds & Ends: 
* The opening newsreel mentions that Republic City elected their first President. Democracy for all! Political history buffs, go to town on that one.
* "Looks like you had some car trouble. Good thing the police are here." Mako, you've done CSI: Miami proud.
* Bumi and Kya, Tenzin's brother and sister, are great additions to the show, and one can only hope for more of their family dynamic. Tenzin did not have a great childhood, and we see that in the eyes of Katara, their mother.
* In other relatable emotions: Tonraq jabbing Mako for dating his daughter and the scared-as-hell look on his face was priceless. If their relationship isthrown a loop, Tonraq may be knocking at Mako's door (or giving him a pep talk, seeing as he doesn't have a father of his own).
* I could hear GIF-makers rejoicing at the appearance of dancing Otter Penguins.
* A nice little nod to Avatar: The Last Airbender at the Glacier Festival carnival. Aang water contest, stuffed Appa prizes.
* Both episodes embrace a radical style of camerawork, which must be painstaking for the guys drawing every frame. It's loose, like a handheld news camera. I don't know if it works in the technology-vacant world outside Republic City, but I appreciate the experiment.
* Eska and her twin brother Desna ice shoeing down a slippery slope is the new penguin sledding. Their complete disinterest in life makes it a thousand times better.